Livin' on the MDedge

Dancing parrots, flying spiders, and ER fish tales


 

The main lobby at Adirondack Medical Center in Saranac Lake, N.Y., however, has something you might not expect: a display of fishing lures.

Each of the more than 100 lures on display originally showed up at the hospital’s emergency department attached to an arm, leg, nose, or lip – pretty much every body part possible, Gary Nye, a physician assistant in the ED, told newyorkupstate.com. He’s even removed lures from several patients’ penises and scrotums. “Usually alcohol has something to do with it,” he noted.

One individual came in with hooks from a lure stuck on both thumbs. He got one set of hooks stuck on one thumb, and as he tried to get it out, he ended up getting the lure’s other set of hooks caught on his other thumb. A nurse who has worked in the ED for 20 years said that alcohol may been involved.

Dr. Michael Pond, the hospital’s former medical director and the one who started the display in 1990, explained why the lures are now kept in a locked case. A number of years ago, when the display was less secure, “someone cut out and stole four to five antique lures out of the case. I mean, these were absolutely gorgeous and expensive lures – Pikie Minnows and [other] things. [They] were made out of wood and painted.”

As with so many fish stories, you should have seen the one that got away.

Inspiration really can come from anywhere

Beaver in river Jillian Cooper/iStock/Getty Images Plus

On the surface, a study detailing a new, potentially practice-changing method of converting type A blood to type O doesn’t seem disgusting, silly, or odd enough to make it into Livin’ on the MDedge. But when you dig a little deeper, you’ll see that the method involves a bacteria in the human microbiome.

Now you might be getting a bit suspicious. This is going to be another story about poop, you might be thinking.

And you’d be right!

But the real star of the show isn’t human poop. No, in this case, we owe this groundbreaking discovery to the humble beaver.

In an earlier study published in the ISME Journal, the same group of researchers from the University of British Columbia in Vancouver (of course they’re Canadian) analyzed the microbiomes of beavers to see just how they broke down the complex carbohydrates and glycoproteins found in wood. That was the catalyst that got the researchers thinking about the human microbiome and the problem of stripping red blood cells of their antigens.

Basically, just as the beaver breaks down wood with bacteria in their microbiome, the modified bacteria the researchers conjured up can be used to break down the A and B antigens of red blood cells, leaving a simple type O cell that can be transfused into any patient.

Rumors that all future blood transfusions are required by law to be accompanied by a playing of O Canada remain unsubstantiated.


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